
runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
This is why we have a shelter underneath and above our house
we lie in waitfor the next time

Gwyneth on slapping RDJ
I gave both of my parents a picture with these people on it and told them to write their first reactions of them.
This is what happened.
foreheadman
mormon
Angry cop
tiny lips don’t kiss him
Iron Man The Drunk
today in philosophy i learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick so just think about that before you consider dressing up as a witch for halloween
well quidditch just got awkward
i guess that explains why oliver wood loved quidditch so much

wugs:
rock bottom is when youtube comments are more intelligent than your government

A book is like a magic garden carried in your pocket. Chinese proverb, Mr. Holmes.
‘The trust between Thorin and Bilbo has now been established. He’s gone from somebody that absolutely dismisses this halfling to realising he’s an essential part of the quest. Bilbo becomes his confidant.’
Sherlock meme: seven outfits [2/7] John’s red shirt
THE SHRAPNEL IS IN THE FUCKING NECKLACE
HOLY SHIT
Steve Rogers in The Avengers